Once, on a website
called www.perusingtheshelves.com, I started the following topic: “How do vampires earn
money?”
It’s kind of depressing
(yes, even more than being the undead) to find out that our vampire princes
(eg. the hotties in the Cullen family, the Salvatore family, and lots more in
other fictions whose occupation is “King of vampires”) do not work. What lazy
asses! Our wonderful real life princes work, you know? Yeah! Prince Harry of Wales
is also Captain Harry Wales! He has an Apache flying badge and everything.
Besides, he looks so yummy in his pilot uniform.
Where do our vampire
princes stand? Crazy, impulsive (sorry I stole from TVD a little bit) drama
freaks or classy uniform/suit wearing hard workers?
I'm a true Damon fan but
I'm starting to think he spends wayyyyy too much time drooling over a girl we
know he's not gonna end up with and little time to keep his Salvatore mansion
in tip-top condition. We never see a housemaid there but that place is so
sparkling! How does he pay for the invisible housekeepers?
So there’s a poll going
on at the bottom of the page. Vote vote vote!
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